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coelasquid: boosmygod: boltong: you know what was a good little horror comic short jenifer !!!...

Thu, 01 Nov 2012 15:28:09 -0700

boosmygod:

boltong:

you know what was a good little horror comic short

jenifer

!!! i forgot this existed until you mentioned it!!

http://www.besthorrorcomics.com/pdf/Jenifer.pdf

Oh, they made a movie (featurette?) out of that. It was in the Masters of Horror series, used to be on Netflix but apparently they took them all down.

A bunch of them are on Hulu now.

rj-curtis: h0odrich: We don’t have a can opener i use cutco...

Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:52:54 -0700

rj-curtis:

h0odrich:

We don’t have a can opener

i use cutco scissors.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUsmiSC60Gs

buzzfeed: Did somebody say cats wearing capes in mid-air filmed...

Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:48:47 -0700

buzzfeed:

Did somebody say cats wearing capes in mid-air filmed in slow-motion?

99 Life Hacks to make your life easier!

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 00:10:17 -0700

mintfish:

putting this shit under a readmore holy fuck

shialabeowulf:

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What the hell was Dave Herman doing in that fight?

Sat, 13 Oct 2012 21:02:24 -0700

What the hell was Dave Herman doing in that fight?

Where did you get the zentai suit that you used as a Superman suit base from?

Sat, 13 Oct 2012 18:40:55 -0700

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003549PSQ/ref=oh_details_o00_s00_i00

Bought a blue zentai suit to use as the base for a Superman...

Fri, 12 Oct 2012 12:11:56 -0700

Bought a blue zentai suit to use as the base for a Superman costume. Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!

rj-curtis: genuinelylarry: what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our...

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 12:21:49 -0700

rj-curtis:

genuinelylarry:

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

“Why did you get that teardrop?”

“I’m not sure yet, but you probably shouldn’t piss me off.”

I’m imagining waking up one morning with like a barbed wire armband and some stupid Ed Hardy ‘Love Kills Slow’ thing and being like “Maaaan… Guess I’m a douchebag now.”

My face after sparring last night. Things to learn: Head...

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 12:14:55 -0700

My face after sparring last night. Things to learn: Head movement.

My father.

Sat, 08 Sep 2012 15:16:01 -0700

My father.

cuteordeath: hey guys, so, uh, my unemployment money still...

Sat, 08 Sep 2012 12:25:44 -0700

cuteordeath:

hey guys, so, uh, my unemployment money still hasn’t come in due to some “error” in my application, so I’m selling some stuff on eBay (like this awesome Nightmare Before Christmas lunchbox) to ensure I can make rent next month. signal boosts are much appreciated. :T

it’s mostly anime and Sanrio stuff, but I will be listing some clothing and costumes that are great for Halloween in the next week or so. :D

jagiv: Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Black Belt, and MMA Legend Renzo...

Sat, 08 Sep 2012 12:24:04 -0700

jagiv:

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Black Belt, and MMA Legend Renzo Gracie live tweets his mugging from 9/5/2012.

Start with the bottom corner of top left image, read left to right, bottom to top.

associated imagery:

https://twitter.com/RenzoGracieBJJ/status/243971216392736768/photo/1

https://twitter.com/RenzoGracieBJJ/status/243981870990229504/photo/1

https://twitter.com/RenzoGracieBJJ/status/243999142983131136/photo/1

I don’t get why people keep calling this a mugging. Renzo Gracie attacked first, dude’s crazy.

rj-curtis: thekresti: “My response to that was to get this...

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 20:55:18 -0700

rj-curtis:

thekresti:

“My response to that was to get this three-quarter headshot—like, knees to head—with this huge foam latex cock about the size of my forearm and fist that I’d made for a play. I got a headshot taken with this thing hanging out of my fly and just looking defiantly at the camera. I sent it to everybody in town. [Laughs.]

That was my response to being told I was gonna be playing bus drivers: “Oh yeah? Have you seen my dick?” And wonderfully, two people in town got it and thought it was really funny, and they put me in plays in their theaters.”

thaaaaaaaat’s what i’ve been doing wrong this whole time.

Nick Offerman is my hero.

Photo

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 11:58:28 -0700

So my friends and I have been trying to brew our own beer. This,...

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 21:22:00 -0700

So my friends and I have been trying to brew our own beer. This, our second attempt, is a viscous and hateful brew that tastes of malt and children’s tears. When you open a bottle it foams up viciously and about a third of the bottle spews out the top, and the remaining beer is flat and awful.

It’s so sad, it makes me want to scream at the bottles like “It wasn’t supposed to be like this! I loved you!”

mma-gifs: DREAM 13: Cole Escovedo vs. Yoshiro Maeda I used to...

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 20:36:07 -0700

mma-gifs:

DREAM 13: Cole Escovedo vs. Yoshiro Maeda

I used to learn BJJ from Cole Escovedo.

meatspinner: ganbattesisyphus: yamino: thebirdandthebat: All...

Sat, 28 Jul 2012 15:09:14 -0700

meatspinner:

ganbattesisyphus:

yamino:

thebirdandthebat:

All I can see is Terra.

She is so cute! Who is it?

Her name’s Samantha Wright, she’s a weightlifter and gymnast.

she’s so great

I’m in love.

I would be more inclined to share my personal life with my parents if they were even slightly...

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 03:49:36 -0700

I would be more inclined to share my personal life with my parents if they were even slightly rational people.

cuteordeath: you know what’s really funny? when you tell people you got laid off and they ask,...

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 11:10:27 -0700

cuteordeath:

you know what’s really funny? when you tell people you got laid off and they ask, “what are you going to do??” dude, I don’t fucking know, it just happened an hour ago. I didn’t quite finish the power point of my 5 year contingency plan while I was sobbing on the bus home.

GPOY.

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 03:07:30 -0700

GPOY.